10 lies I’ve told my daughter: 1) Her pet fish, Yogo (full name Yogurt) was throwing a tantrum—which is why
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There are so many rules when you are a husband and a father.
10 lies I’ve told my daughter: 1) Her pet fish, Yogo (full name Yogurt) was throwing a tantrum—which is why
Continue readingDo you see this book I’m holding right here? Are you seriously seeing this?? This is a book called I’d
Continue readingI used to be a big germaphobe. But thanks to my kids, nothing phases me anymore. My wife and I
Continue readingEveryone loves the classic Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. It’s the American dream and probably one of the best inventions
Continue readingA few weeks ago, a group of high schoolers threw a house party on my block. At first I thought
Continue readingEarly one morning last week, I walked into the bathroom to ask my wife a question. Now, we’re coming up
Continue readingHave you ever had an argument in the middle of a Costco freezer? My wife and I have. So imagine
Continue readingMy wife and I roll our eyes HARD at parents who say things like, “oh, we never let little Bartholomew
Continue readingEvery Saturday, my little family and I get coffee at our local coffee shop, Chromatic Coffee. It’s become a weekend
Continue readingI’m 34 years old and have no friends because I only hang out with my children these days. Well, technically
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